Just The Bare Necessities Lyrics - Mary-kate And Ashley Olsen

Chorus: 

To pack for camping, there's just two rules 

Do we need it? Is it cool? 

Here's the stuff that we really need 

Just the bare necessities 

Hunters dress like Mata Hari 

You're going camping, not on a safari 

Lederhosen, a pickax and socks 

For climbing the Alps 

We'll been climbing up rocks 

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You've got to be kidding 

It's a real necessity 

Not. Hairdryers need electricity 

And what's this? 

Frozen dinner. This one's my fav. 

And where are you going to find a microwave? 

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What now? An outfit to wear in case of danger 

I'm just a camper, not a park ranger 

No more jokes, it's understood 

We can be comfy and still look good 

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