Ashley's Song Lyrics - Singles - Masanobu Matsunaga

Lyrics in [ ] are sung by the chorus. 

WarioWare version: 

[Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?] 

You'd better learn my name, 'cause I am-- 

[ASH-LEY! 

She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions.] 

You might be the ingredient I seek. 

[Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor] 

You should be afraid of the great-- 

[ASH-LEY! 

She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair] 

Who has time for girly things like that? 

Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you. 

Grandma's wig, this will make you big. 

Kitten spit, soon, your pants won't fit. 

Pantalones giganticus! Oh, no! Not again... 

[She can rule the world and still finish all her homework] 

Everyone knows I'm the greatest-- 

[ASH-LEY! 

You better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you] 

I turned my teacher into a spoon 

I'm a slave to my spellbook, and yes it's true, 

I don't have as many friends as you 

But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends 

And if you say "no", you're toast! 

[Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?] 

You'd better learn my name 'cause I am-- 

[ASH-LEY! 

Just remember this when you see her on the street.] 

I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet. 

Smash Bros version: 

[Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?] 

You'd better know my NAME, 'cause it's- 

{Ashley!} 

[She knows the darkest spells, and she brews the meanest potions.] 

You might be the ingredient I seek... 

[Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor.] 

You'd better be aFRIAD of the great— 

{Ashley!} 

[She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair.] 

Who has time for girly things like that? 

Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you. 

Grandma's wig, this will make you big. 

Kitten spit, soon your pants won't fit. 

Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again.* 

[She can rule the world and still finish all her homework.] 

Everyone knows that I'm the greatest: 

{Ash-ley!} 

[You'd better watch your step, or she'll cast a spell on you.] 

I turned my teacher into a spoon. 

I'm a slave to my spells, and yes it's true... 

I don't have as many friends as you... 

But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends... 

... 

And if you say no, you're TOAST! 

[Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?] 

You'd better know my NAME, 'cause It's— 

{Ash-ley!} 

[Just remember this when you see her on a street:] 

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet. 

I'm the coolest girl you'll ever meet. 

I'm the coolest girl you'll EVER meet!