Bullet Lyrics - Century Spring - Mason Jennings

This is a bullet from a gun called "what the fuck?" 

If i was standing in your shoes i'd throw my hands straight up 

And start explaining at the speed of light, not sound 

How the words get some coffee came to mean get down 

And all the kings horses and all the kings yen 

Couldn't stop the abracadabra that invites these men 

And all the alleyways in amsterdam could not compete 

Against the wall street speed with which you leave your feet 

Oh yes, this song is a joke 

Funny like our house going up in smoke 

Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss 

You pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips 

Everytime the phone rings you get there first 

And when the pizza man comes you always run for your purse 

Now i'm the son of a banker, i know just what the deal is 

If you wrote it out in braille, i wouldn't even have to feel it 

Oh yes, this song is a joke 

Funny like our house going up in smoke 

Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss 

You pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips 

Funny how goodbye can sound so sad sometimes 

Today it sounds happy like a nursery rhyme 

And you're not cinderella, so don't forget your shoes 

I've never been as lonely as when i was with you 

Oh yes, this song is a scream 

Funny like our loving doused in gasoline 

Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss 

You pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips 

This is fireman mcneil from the hennepin line 

We got the call around ten, we couldn't get there in time 

There was a driveway leading to a hole in the ground 

I got the heebies bone deep and turned the truck straight around 

Oh yes, this song is a joke 

Funny like my fingers in your bicycle spokes 

Funny like the bomb between my teeth when we kiss 

You pulled out the pin with your own sweet lips 

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