The Prince's Panties Lyrics - Singles - Mason Williams

There was once a prince who acted strangely in that 

He thought life was stupid and it was for him so 

He made up a world in which he liked the things we liked 

But he had different reasons why he liked them 

He liked butter for its color 

He would order toast and color 

Waitresses, confused would utter 

Sir, I've never heard of toast and color 

He'd get angry and begin to choke them 

The law would come, and they'd arrest and book him 

So his life was a mess of trouble 

Still he kept it up 

He had dogs, a hundred cocker spaniels and he 

Called them panties, 'cause they did that mostly, and he 

Did not care at all if they would bark and fetch sticks 

Run and jump, roll over, and play dead tricks