Your Husband's Cheating On Us Lyrics - The Dreaming Fields - Matraca Berg

Well I said honey you don't know me 

But I feel like I know you 

Do you mind if I come in 

It'll only take a minute or two 

And by the way, I really like 

What you've done to this place 

It doesn't really surprise me 

We kinda have the same taste 

But that's enough small talk 

There's something we need to discuss 

Your husband's cheatin' on us 

Then I said you look surprised 

Well I'm surprised you never knew 

I can't believe you didn't see or 

Pick up on my rather strong perfume 

But anyway, we've been replaced 

And she's much younger than me and you 

And I know she's out there with him now 

Doing things that we used to do 

But if we get together 

Don't you think we'd be dangerous 

Your husband's cheatin' on us, yeah 

Ah 

Snakes are in the kitchen 

Crows are on the line 

Ah 

Weather vane is twitchin' 

Can't you see the sign sign signs 

This is where she started to cry and I said 

Oh honey, you'll get over it 

I said never mind those fantasies 

Of cyanide or taking out a hit 

And anyway it's better, don't you think 

To make him wish that he was dead 

Just promise me you'll take that creep 

For everything he's ever had instead 

I've got a Polaroid camera 

And a room number down at the hotel Nautilus 

Where your husband's cheatin' on us