I'm In Love With My Dad Lyrics - Matt Watson

"Uh-- It's crazy to think about sometimes." 

"It is, man. My-- my mom's proud of me, my dad's proud of me." 

"How is your dad by the way?" 

Yo, my dad 

He's not like the rest 

He's kinda like a cute girl just minus the breasts 

He got a solid four-inch dick 

It's hangin' and swayin' 

And when I get home from school 

He's always layin' there waitin' for me to 

Take off my shoes, my shirt, and my pants 

And then we go to my room 

And do a nice little dance 

I call it sex with my dad 

And don't get it wrong 

I only fuck my own dad, and never my mom 

I'm sayin' 

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(Ooh-ooh I'm in love with my dad) 

Suckin' my dad's toes and grabbin' his sack, yeah 

(Ooh-ooh I'm in love with my dad) 

Lickin' my dad's nuts; this shit is so rad, ay 

I been fuckin' my dad since I was eighteen 

Jugglin' nuts in my mouth and drinkin' hot pee 

Garglin' dad juice and twistin' his scrote, yo 

This sex with my father is like a romance book that I wrote 

Flip to the last page 

Tell me what you see 

It's some beautiful scenery of my dad cumming on me, ay 

You might say it's weird 

You might say it's crass 

But I disagree because I love fuckin' my dad 

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Ay! 

They call me mad (okay) 

They say it's bad (nope) 

But I say it's just fatherly love in the best way to be had (that's right) 

So catch me posted on that block, holdin' his hand 

Because I love my father 

And I love what's in his pants, ay 

"He's pretty good."