The Royal Wedding Song Lyrics - Mattyb

[Intro] 

All of the girls around the world are saying the same thing 

I should - I should be the one to marry prince charming 

now if this won't effect you then know we're the same 

but listen up - I made a song in which I'll try to explain (check it out) 

[Hook] 

Every little girl has the same exact dream 

a pretty white dress and a (gasp) diamond ring 

to match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell 

to be the princess in his fairy tale 

why is she the one that gets the fairy tale? 

[Verse 1] 

This might make you laugh but its not a spoof 

everything I raps 100% truth 

when a royal wedding happens... here's your proof 

twinky sales go through the rough 

and the sorority girls all get excited 

but so much jealously... its hard to hide it 

all over the news and hurts to look 

so one by one they tweet & face book 

saying (uhh) such an issue 

I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues 

The boys I know all lack in sense 

And there she goes just... found a prince! 

"real life princess" must be nice 

that should be me... it's just not right 

it looks so sweet but it feels like a knife 

well she's gonna have a perfect life 

[Hook] 

Every little girl has the same exact dream 

a pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring 

to match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell 

to be the princess in his fairy tale 

why is she the one that gets the fairy tale? 

[Verse 2] 

now the hardest part is the honey moon 

more pictures then they can consume 

so the first 3 days they just stay in their rooms 

back and forth - vent and fume and 

i don't really care... cause it's not my life 

but I mean... they ARE missing paradise 

so if you're a guy.... take my advise 

the best thing to do is just keep quiet 

don't even try it... crackin' joke 

girls world wide just trying to cope 

see they had this dream... and they just lost hope 

save yourselves... let 'em mope 

'cause things might seem cool... but there's major problems 

girly stuff.... trust we can't solve 'em 

soon as they showed her in that tiara 

KNOW they ALL hit rock bottom 

[Bridge] 

Before I watch anymore... I'm going to need my diet coke and a tube of cookie dough! 

[Hook] 

Every little girl has the same exact dream 

a pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring 

to match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell 

to be the princess in his fairy tale 

Every little girl has the same exact dream 

a pretty dress and a (gasp) diamond ring 

to match the biggest wedding ever with a prince for show and tell 

to be the princess in his fairy tale 

Not to worry ladies... I'm available ;)