Evergreen Lyrics - Singles - Mc Chris

On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me 

A bag of shrooms and some LSD 

We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees 

But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave 

We're all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnog 

We crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws 

You give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost 

We'll take that 30 and spend it on pot 

We're not too bright we flunk all of our classes 

Get in fights getting drunk cause we're bad kids 

Our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered 

We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters 

Cold air's what we breathe, our vests have no sleeves 

It's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees 

We smell like evergreens 

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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth 

And some mistletoe all up in this piece 

Maybe a girl that's free of disease 

And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah 

I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed 

I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit 

I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees 

Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy 

Even though my nose is runny get the honey's cause I'm money 

But I never get laid can't find my way into long undies 

I don't trip, just dip, listen to country 

With my piss I write my name because I think it's funny 

I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle 

You see dead tree and I see a cash cow 

I never bargain and I never back down 

Put your back seat down and I'll take your ass to tree town 

Your daughter's giving me the eye, so I am giving her a ride 

I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights 

As long as I get all up in her insides 

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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth 

And some mistletoe all up in this piece 

Maybe a girl that's free of disease 

And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah 

I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed 

I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit 

I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees 

Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy