Ratz Lyrics - Mc Chris

this one goes out to all the cuties in the quad 

walking kitty corner with the itty bitty bod 

telescopin out the window, waxin wise 

while you walk, i stalk the fox box to the party on lock 

security check soon my ids inspected 

in the elevator waiting to get wrecked 

open the door then get floored by the heat 

you get passed a jay while they play pauls boutique 

get a plasstic cup and ice unless you like it neat 

all the girls stand up, all the guys take seats 

smoke fills the air, you fill in Denise 

on your major, on your minor, on the middle east for sheeza 

high plains drifter this sorority sister 

let the belt loop lead you to the liquor elixirs 

smellin better than a bubble gum scratch and sniff sticker 

we lick, shoot suck, then duck out even quicker 

a mad dash to my crib, cuz my roomie is a geek 

he's playing Galaxies, makin friends on Dantooine 

soon I'm climbing up a tree, beers clinging to my teeth 

miss the window ledge, hit the hedge, land upon my keys 

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I am a dorm rat, that is the fact, jack, 

Lookin at incense, playin with warm wax, 

Hittin on the honeys at the vending machine 

one hitters, tray dinners, all you need's an id 

I am a dorm rat, that is the fact, jack, 

Lookin at incense, playin with warm wax, 

Hittin on the honeys at the vending machine 

one hitters, tray dinners, all you need's an id 

plaid pajama bottoms or a plaid pleated skirts 

everything you girl's wear makes me stare at the dirt 

if I had balls I'd flirt with y'all in study hall 

do the geek talk till your eyes roll back into your skull 

but I'm a freek, spelled f-r-double 3-k 

when you're walking my way with my pockets I play 

I can't say what's your name, care to chat for a bit 

it's me Brian, that guy, from that class, Russian lit? 

Care to sit, have a chip, care for some fun dip 

Dostoyevsky doesn't impress me, what you think of that shit? 

but I don't I just twitch and I itch in my pants 

play my gameboy advance until she's finally walked past 

a mad dash to my crib where I get on my blog 

in search of Spock dot com check it out if you want 

that's the steam blowin scene where I reign supreme 

Webster's my Friendster I run the message board for Ween 

it's a mental mall for teens, it's a paradise on earth 

but in a way it's like a curse, faster than a Google search 

I just sit here and drink beer while my roommate flirts 

at some party, with some hottie who's all into Fred Durst 

it makes my heart burst, and yet I do nothing 

just get on the web and start bitchin and frontin 

a dot com curmudgeon who's love life is sufferin 

it's the rope or the oven or the hope I find love in the end 

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I am lab rat that is a sad fact 

shining my test tubes, crying in restrooms 

dorm life blows if you've got no place to go 

I call my mother everyday, and say I wanna go home 

I am lab rat that is a sad fact 

shining my test tubes, crying in restrooms 

dorm life blows if you've got no place to go 

I call my mother everyday, and say I wanna go home