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Mc Chris

Genres: Hip-Hop

Yachtbirds Lyrics - Mc Chris

Is she dope? Yep, ass in full effect 

She walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep 

Thinking they can step, their hands get wet with sweat 

But she been down with me since Fett's Vette (Jets Jets) 

She's a hard drinker, lollipop licker 

A pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker 

She gold like the Aztecs or is it the Incas 

She calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus 

She's heaven sent on the Xbox playing Halo 

Wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino 

Wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos 

I feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough 

You shouldn't, 'cause it should be bad for your health 

Take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help 

Call up the police, say put me in a cell 

I can't resist this dish, I'm under Emily's spell 

If you couldn't already tell, I loved every iota 

Yoda shoulda told me she was off to South Dakota 

One more yacht bird flew the coop 

I guess old Gordy done screwed the pooch. 

 

Only thing I love more than herb is the bird 

But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt 

But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd 

Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word 

 

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Only thing I love more than herb is the bird 

But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt 

But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd 

Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word 

 

She's a go getter, dressed in sweater 

We watched Blackhawk down together 

Her name's Heather, there's no better 

Didn't want her to go, but I had to let her 

Remember hot weather there I first met her 

Ellen was saying we should so get together 

Miss going on dates girls getting dolled up 

Outside the yacht club, can't believe she showed up 

Scoliosis chick, one fake tit 

Always bite her lip always walkin' with a limp 

Always talkin' shit always beggin' to kiss 

Cause you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris 

We only had a month to hump, it was rough 

She was the first one that brought over a toothbrush 

She missed home, horses in the barn 

Life was sucking so Kentucky was pulling her arm 

Just one more bird that got away 

Keep up to date by checking her LJ 

On my birthday she bought me chucks 

Not only does it blow, it totally sucks. 

 

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Only thing I love more than herb is the bird 

But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt 

But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd 

Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word 

 

Only thing I love more than herb is the bird 

But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt 

But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd 

Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word 

 

Her name was LB she was an actress 

I filled up her spaces like madlibs 

Way above average she was just a sad kid 

So I couldn't help but give the girl my address 

She lived in Texas like to get messed up 

Like to tease the boys so she always got dressed up 

Like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stops 

She was top notch and her bod was the best part 

Fan of mine, summer time dropping me a line 

Sounded kinda cute couldn't help but reply 

Chilling at her pool squinting at the sky 

Cell phone rings MC Chris says hi 

Soon we're talking everyday flirtin' up a storm 

Plans a road trip I say word is born 

And my mind's set on porn and I think I'm gonna score 

I get down on all fours start scrubing all the floors 

Then I get all nervous that an accident is imminent 

Never have a chance to relax and get intimate 

Arrives at my drive I sigh, get all shy 

So we all get all high walk down to Little Five 

Do a shot, buy some pot take a seat on the street 

She's cute and she's nice and she's hot and she's sweet 

And she makes the first move 'cause I'm set on defeat 

Then I tongue lap her flaps 'til she snaps and she screams 

And she just leaves and I'm kinda relieved 

No OD's, VD's hearts on my sleeve 

Not a stalker just a talker ass tight as weave 

Once a newbie now a groupie double clickin' on me 

 

Only thing I love more than herb is the bird 

But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt 

But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd 

Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word 

 

Only thing I love more than herb is the bird 

But my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that I flirt 

But I do and I will cause I'm still just a nerd 

Ever been left behind? Let me hear ya say word 

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