Crime Story Lyrics - Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'em - Mc Hammer

Crime stories 

You get, boy, no glory 

Not in these crime stories 

I'm tellin? you right now, no glory 

Scene I 

Too Big and the Hammer rollin? on a hit 

Knives in our hands to the sound of the click 

And now we're ready, we hit the swoove 

Windows ease down we spray their crews 

Eight fools dead, a baby too 

You ask me how I'm livin?, this hit?s for you 

But that's not all we got the prize 

A mother in a kitchen, now yo, she's dead inside 

Yeah, we took them suckers out 

They know what time it is now 

Crime stories 

Homeboys, you get no glory 

Not in these crime stories 

You ain't gettin? nuthin' on that, no glory 

Scene II, me and Too Big at the club 

Too Big and the Hammer kickin? it at the club 

Boastin? about the way that we pulled those sucker?s plugs 

We weren't worried, naw, we didn't care 

When you're in this war, yo, all is fair 

A tap on my shoulder, I turn around 

Too Big is dyin? fast, he's on the ground 

I reach for my gat, it was too late 

The knives went pointblank range in my face 

Yo, they opened fire and took me out 

Somebody tell my mother, I love her, man 

Crime stories 

Boy, you get no glory 

I'm not going to mislead my brothers 

Crime stories, I'm tellin? ya right now, ah, will they talk? No glory 

Scene III, the pimpin? game 

Now I'm pimpin? these berries, got to get that money 

Those suckers still payin? for a little bit of honey 

Nothin? in this world can stop my flow 

AIDS ain't done nothin? but help my business grow 

My babes are trained to make that dollar 

To take you out, fool, it ain't no bother 

You dropped your pants and you pay the price 

Your money maybe AIDS, fool, and then your life 

Yeah, that's right ?cause a pimp got to make it 

You know what I'm sayin? 

we're talkin? about crime stories 

And I ain't givin? up no propers, no glory 

Crime Stories, all the real brothers have been locked up 

And you know they don't wanna go back, no glory 

Scene IV, the pimp got took out by Barry's brother 

We got this tip on some new fresh bait 

Money in their heads and they could hardly wait 

My girls went to their room to make the play 

Two suckers at once, yeah, would make my day 

Now I'm outside some suckers walk up 

Talkin? real hard about smokin? my butt 

He pushed the button, the blade came out 

Cut me on my throat and then a bullet in my mouth 

I guess the devil got all the babes in hell 

Maybe he?ll let me work with him? Ssh 

Crime stories 

I'm tellin? ya, man, you get no glory 

?Cause I'm not gonna mislead my young brothers 

Crime stories, if you've ever been locked up 

You know the true stories, no glory 

And I?d like to say this before we get outta here 

To my brothers in the game, my brothers 

Who are out there doin? what they feel they've got to do 

I wanna ask you one favor, let's let the young kids 10, 11, 12 years old 

Let's let them go on and do their thing at the schoolhouse 

let's give them a chance to make it 

Let's give them a chance at a different life 

You doin? what you feel you have to do 

But they youngsters and they don't know any better 

So we want to give them a chance to live 

I mean life is precious, and you know that yourself 

And you try to make a better life for yourself 

So what I'm sayin? this from the bottom of my heart, let the kids be 

Help the children lead to another way 

And peace from you and I love you and I'm outta here