Transylvania Lyrics - Mc Lars Horris

Hello my name is fern, 

and i just moved out west, 

why i left my home town, 

is anybody's guess, 

finding jobs today, 

in romania is tough, 

i been unemployed for months, 

so i said thats enought, 

so i packed my bags and moved to the US, 

though i still cant seem to find financial sucess, 

i guess today is hard to, 

be an honest vampire, 

but it still upsets me when, 

people light me on fire! 

you may as well's drive a steak through my heart, 

but i dont think i could stand the pain, YEAH 

living in america ch-changes who i am, 

so take me back to transylvania, 

you may as well's drive a steak through my heart, 

but i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA 

living in america ch-changes who i am, 

so take me back to transylvania, 

ooo yes transylvania x4 

I applied for a job as a company stock broker 

But I quit after a week it was so mediocre 

I tried out for this film written by bram stoker 

But the casting person laughed coz she was said a joker 

So now I sit at home and play computer poker 

And i stair up at the ceiling with is the colour oaker 

I'm a spiritual choker what I need now is a depression revoker 

I guess I should go and lay in some mud as i enjoy a tall glass of type o blood 

And think about the currant state of this nation and full of double standard and ceaseless discrimination 

Why can't we all exist like human yings and yang's and don't be mean to people just because they have fangs 

you may as well's drive a steak through my heart, 

but i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA 

living in america ch-changes who i am, 

so take me back to transylvania, 

you may as well's drive a steak through my heart, 

but i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA 

living in america ch-changes who i am, 

so take me back to transylvania, 

ooo yes transylvania x4 

Talking 

you may as well's drive a steak through my heart, 

but i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA 

living in america ch-changes who i am, 

so take me back to transylvania, 

you may as well's drive a steak through my heart, 

but i dont think i could stand the pain, YEA 

living in america ch-changes who i am, 

so take me back to transylvania, 

ooo yes transylvania x4