If I Had A Time Machine, That Would Be Fresh Lyrics - The Graduate - Mc Lars

My friend Aileen made a time machine 

But was keen on keeping it shiny clean 

To travel back in time had always been my dream 

So, I hatched a scheme and jacked the pod like Ween 

AD 33, maybe, you would see me 

Telling Jesus his friend Judas was untrustworthy 

You think thats fresh? Well, just youd wait 

Id battle rap Chaucer in 1388 

Id tell Lincoln in 1865 

Going out to plays alone was somewhat unwise 

In 1963, Id make JFKs day 

Id say, Before you go to Dallas, wear this helmet, okay? 

In 2001, Id make the world alright 

Id go back to 9-11 and cancel all flights 

In my time machine, you couldnt get with me 

Because E equals this squared MC 

My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E 

My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E 

Hey, Albert Einstein, throw your hands in the air 

Props on that whole 'Theory of Relativity' thing 

My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E 

My T to the I, to the M, to the E, M A, to the C H I N E