Hercules Lyrics - Meat Puppets

[Chorus:] 

If you don't look you won't see 

Everybody is Hercules 

If you don't watch you won't be cool 

And nobody will like you 

You just experienced the latest invention 

In a place that's too miserable to mention 

And someone did some things to you just the other day 

That are just too dirty for me to want to say 

Well you just experienced the latest thing 

I know it's just another thing 

Just when you think that you're safe and alone 

There comes a big, fat zombie with a taste for your tail-bone 

[Chorus] 

You got a problem? 

I think I got a problem 

I've just been molested by a prehistoric goblin 

From Mars with a Martian eyeball 

And it's just like a jelly fish nailed to a wall 

[Chorus] 

I see a spider-man vigorously jumping 

Up and down on a little pink dumpling 

Never-Never Land sparkles in the midst 

Of the dust of a table being beaten by an ape fist.