I Can't Be Counted On Lyrics - Huevos - Meat Puppets

Give me lots of money 

A house upon a hill 

Send me pretty women 

Or threaten me and still 

I'll come up to your house 

And attempt to fix your sink 

Do a mediocre job 

As I'm leaving you will think 

If you're needing something 

You know that I'll be gone 

I will not answer when you call 

If you're waiting for me 

Then you'll be waiting long 

I can't be counted on at all 

My eye is on the pork 

The pork is in the pan 

If something needs a'doing 

Well you know I'm not your man 

If you're counting on me 

You know I'll let you down 

You can't be counting on me 

Cause you know I'm just a clown