Split Myself In Two Lyrics - Meat Puppets Ii - Meat Puppets

The man laid his hat on the table 

Hung his coat up on the wall 

Sat down to dinner, said as soon as I am able 

I'll say something nice to you all 

Then he took a deck from his pocket 

Spread 'em so I saw 'em all 

Then he turned his back to me, shuffled 'em and drew me 

The card that said I never would fall 

Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do? 

I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe 

If I don't get an answer, gonna split myself in two 

He spun till a ton was glistening 

Turned to me and gave me a smile 

He said I'm leaving now but I want what you owe me 

I'll be back in a little while 

That was the last time I saw him 

Hope I never see him again 

And I know it sounds funny but I owe him some money 

Really don't want him for a friend 

Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do? 

I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe 

If I don't get an answer, gonna split myself in two 

The man laid his hat on the table 

Hung his coat up on the wall 

Sat down to dinner, said as soon as I am able 

I'll say something nice to you all 

Then he took a deck from his pocket 

Spread 'em so I saw 'em all 

Then he turned his back to me, shuffled 'em and drew me 

The card that said I never would fall 

Oh, Mary Lou, won't you tell me what to do? 

I got a dollar on the corner and a lazer in my shoe 

If I don't get an answer, I'll split myself in two