My Life Is Better (with This Beard And Fine Wine) Lyrics - Singles - Metal Castle

Maybe today will be the day I grow a beard. 

Maybe this week my life will change. 

Why do you laugh at me when I am sad? 

When I have this beard you will be glad. 

Oh don't touch my armpits anymore, 

I'm going to France next week, that's for sure. 

Join me in France and we'll have a great time, 

I heard it's only 15 Euros for the finest wine. 

2 weeks later, 

I've got a beard now, 

My life is better, 

With this beard.