Deep Fried Frendz Lyrics - Mf Doom

Before we go any further, friends 

As you call? em they call you when they need somethin. 

Trees for the blunt, two G's for the frontin 

I found a way to get peace of mind for years and left the hell alone 

Turn a deaf ear to the cellular phone 

Send me a letter or better, we could see each other in real life 

Just so you could feel me like a steel knife 

At least so you could see the white of their eyes 

Bright with surprise once they finish spittin lies 

Associates, is your boys, your girls, bitches, niggaz, homies? 

Close, but really don't know me 

Mom, dad, comrade, peeps, brothers, sisters, duns, dunnies 

Some come around when they need some money 

Others make us laugh like the Sunday funnies 

Fam be around whether you paid or bummy 

You could either ignore this advice or take it from me 

Be too nice and people take you for a dummy 

So nowadays he ain't so friendly 

Actually they wouldn't even made a worthy enemy 

Read the signs, no feeding the baboon 

Seein as how they got your back bleeding from the stab wounds 

Y'all know the dance, they smile in your face, y'all know the glance 

Try ta put 'em on, they blow the chance 

Never let your so-called mans know your plans 

How many of us have them? A show of hands 

Friends is a term some people use loosely 

I'm real choosy on what I choose to let crews see 

You telling me, I try to act broke 

Jealousy, the number one killer among black folk 

Fellas be under some type of spell like crack smoke 

Ghetto Cinderellas, lead 'em right to your stack, loc 

Just another way a chick'll lead to your end 

I check the dictionary for the meanin of Friends 

It said, person, one who likes to socialize with 

Sympathize and help her and that's about the size of it 

Most of the time these attributes is one-sided 

To bolster the crime they opt to shoot you through your eyelid 

And they can't hide it goin wild like a white bitch 

Sometimes you need to cut niggaz off like a light switch 

Click, and when things get quiet 

Catch 'em like a thief in the night, (bow) what a riot 

I first met Mister Fantastik at a arms deal 

Don't let it get drastic, think of how your moms will feel 

When it get for real the steel get to sparkin 

Everything darken and ain't no talkin 

For somethin so cheap it sure buys a lot of trouble 

You better off focusing than tryin to plot the bubble 

Or else it'd be a sad note to end on, the guns we got 

One's we can depend on, friends 

Some come in the form of co-dependence 

A lotta times only end up bein co-defendants 

Ten bucks say theyll tell for a lower sentence 

And leave you up under the jail beggin for a penance 

It don't make no sense, what happened to the loyalty? 

Honor amongst crooks, trust amongst royalty 

I'd rather go out in a blaze, than give 'em the glory 

How many of us have a similar story, 

Before lovers we used to have some type of over standing 

Just so when I let her get the man-thing she know its no strings 

We could do the damn thing but, hoe, its no rings 

Just how the tramp swings, will she see 'em again? 

That depends on how good was the skins 

And could she memorize the lessons 

It ain't no need to pretend 

Even though she let 'em stab it, she know they just, friends 

Friends, how many of us have them? 

Friends, ones we can depend on? 

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Friends, before we go any further 

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