The Ugly Bug Ball Lyrics - Michael Feinstein

Once a lonely caterpillar sat and cried 

To a sympathetic beetle by his side 

"I've got nobody to hug 

I'm such an ugly bug" 

Then a spider and a dragon fly replied 

"If you're serious and want to win a bride 

Come along with us to the glorious 

Annual Ugly Bug Ball" 

Come on let's crawl 

To the Ugly Bug Ball 

And a happy time we'll have there 

One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball 

While the crickets clicked their tricky melodies 

All the ants were fancy dancing with the fleas 

Then up from under the ground 

The worms came squirming around 

Oh they danced until there legs were nearly lame 

Every little crawling creature you could name 

Everyone was glad what a time they had 

They were so happy they came 

Come on let's crawl, gotta crawl, gotta crawl 

To the Ugly Bug Ball, to the ball, to the ball 

And a happy time we'll have there 

One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball 

Then our caterpillar saw a pretty queen 

She was beautiful in yellow, black and green 

He said, "Would you care to dance?" 

Their dancing led to romance 

Then she sat upon his caterpillar knees 

And he gave his caterpillar queen a squeeze 

Soon they'll honeymoon build a big cocoon 

Thanks to the Ugly Bug Ball 

Come on let's crawl, gotta crawl, gotta crawl 

To the Ugly Bug Ball, to the ball, to the ball 

And a happy time we'll have there 

One and all at the Ugly Bug Ball 

Gotta crawl, gotta crawl 

To the ball, to the ball 

And a happy time we'll have there 

One and all at the Annual Ugly Bug Ball