Qualified Lyrics - Leave Your Hat On - Michael Grimm

Looky here 

Better hurry up and check it out 

Looky here, looky here 

Your steak ain't no hipper than my pork chop 

Your Cadillac ain't no hipper than my bus stop 

Your champagne ain't no hipper than my soda pop 

Looky here, I'm ready to take care of business 

Have no fear, I'm already here 

I'll Tell you now (I'm qualified) 

You know that I'm qualified 

(You know that I'm qualified) 

Your top hat ain't no better than my ginger brown 

And your sharp skin ain't no badder than my Levis Jim 

The money you got, it ain't no better than a higher spending man's 

All I've got is a little bit of common sense 

I believe in my heart, the best e.d. is experience 

I'll tell you now (I'm qualified) 

You know that I'm qualified 

(You know that I'm qualified) 

You may find me in a project slum 

Be hanging out with all the skid row bums 

I may be sick and I may seem dumb 

That don't mean you know where I'm coming from 

Look out kid 

Just make a little room for 

Your social life ain't no better than my hot dog stand 

Your edu-ma-cation ain't no hipper than what you understand 

Your woman that you got she ain't no hipper than a hot loving band 

I got the power to control 

I can see clean through your blind mole? 

And I want to tell you now (I'm qualified) 

You know that I'm qualified 

(You know that I'm qualified) 

Look at me, I'm filling up in class 

And you better watch out, I'm stepping up fast 

And I ain't a jacket on me, I've been hanging out in the projects 

Hangin' out with all you rednecks 

you rubbernecks and rejects