Pleasure On Credit Lyrics - Sad Man Happy Man - Mike Doughty

Scratch less, stepped from the accident 

Looking for a place near the path to rent 

Champion time waster 

Give up the claim, not chased nor chaser 

Popped ya with a dull lead pencil 

Dig up the dirt with a small utensil 

Gotta do it on foot, not vehicular 

Get a snack but I'm not particular 

I'm not shy, I'm a player, shunner 

Ronald Reagan and a space ray gunner 

Raise the super eminence 

Fell asleep in a video conference 

Fat man, shit outta luck 

Seek the favor of the muckity mucks 

I got fun, fun persuasion 

Smart girl, not the crazy one 

Blast faster plaster postmaster 

Go bleeker union aster 

And Yes, I'm made of corn and wheat 

Boots on, tramp on the street 

Get lifted, yeah, I get lifted 

Pleasure on credit 

Get lifted, yeah, I get lifted 

Chase the mermaid 

Chase, chase the mermaid 

Pleasure on credit 

Get sad but don't get glum 

Don't sleep slurpin' on the laudanum 

Slutty fat girls in wedges 

John Paul Jones, bustle in the hedge 

Late night, cold rock thriller 

Roll up the world like a pillar 

My fluid is spinal 

Yes, I'm better, yes, that's final 

Cannot prove nor cannot jerk 

Mellow man and men at work 

Got the best of the new of the next iteration 

Get together like a unification 

Well, I'm a coaster, you're a flume 

Yes, I blossom, yes, I bloom 

Get wide because I'm spacious 

Got words but not loquacious 

I do not shimmy, do not sulk 

Throw around your incredible bulk 

Get lifted, yeah, I get lifted 

Pleasure on credit 

Get lifted, yeah, I get lifted 

Chase the mermaid 

Chase, chase the mermaid 

Pleasure on credit 

Get lifted, yeah, I get lifted 

Get lifted, yeah, I get lifted 

Chase the mermaid 

Chase, chase the mermaid 

Chase, chase the mermaid 

Chase the mermaid 

Chase, chase the mermaid 

Chase, chase the mermaid