The Stroy Of My Life Lyrics - Millencolin

Story of my life, story of my life 

Well, let's just say it's a fork and a knife 

There's one thing on my mind, one thing all the time 

I gotta fill my mouth 

Got no favorite meal, got no favorite meal 

I say every meal is clean if it fills me up for real 

My belly's big and that's just the start 

My appetite's my heart 

And when I've had enough I just throw up and laugh 

But this time, this time it's not a cow 

Kind of personal, can't explain to you why 

No, this time, this time it's not a cow 

So Mr. PC, are you ready to bow? 

Breakfast in bed, breakfast in bed 

The bed is in the kitchen so it's easy to be fed 

When I'm fed, yes, when I am fed 

I go right back to bed 

Food and sleep, watch, food and sleep, watch 

These things should keep me from having too much 

My belly is big and that's just the start 

My appetite's my heart 

Sometimes it feels that I could kill for desert 

This time, this time it's not a cow 

It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 

No, this time, this time it's not a cow 

So Mr. PC, are you ready to bow? 

Story of my life 

A big fork and the sharpest knife 

I guess this solid, solid, solid, solid bridge leads me on 

To the nearest fridge 

And when I've had enough I just throw up and laugh 

So this time, this time it's not a cow 

It's kind of personal, can't explain to you why 

No, this time, this time it's not a cow 

So Mr. PC, are you ready to bow? 

This time, this time it's not a cow, not a cow 

No, this time, this time, this time, this time it's not a cow 

Not a pig, sheep, chicken, moose, duck, snake, horse or a frog