Retard Song Lyrics - Mindless Self Indulgence

me like to go down to the church 

and drink some holy water 

but I don't like it... 

the priest don't like it 

but me can't seem to help it 

sail away - oh - away - oh 

you live me life free like a birdie 

cause me like to sing 

me likes what me do 

and me can't seem to help it 

i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys 

hoo-hoo hoo hoo 

hoo hoo hoo hoo-hoo 

i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today 

hoo hoo hoo hoo-hoo 

i saw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound 

sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um... 

oh - we all going on a field trip - 

a field trip - 

a field trip - 

a field trip - 

a field trip - 

a field t-trip - 

a field trip - 

a field trip - 

a field trip 

Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true 

Mr. Harry, he drives the van 

sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss 

pull him... pulling Jesus from the cross 

- touch me thing 

sing somebody stole my Amy Grant records today 

me think me turn 22 today 

will somebody get me a present cause I turn 22 today 

but they're not as pretty as Barbara Mandrel 

then the milkman came 

the milkman came and he took them fish 

he took them fish 

now me crying - me crying 

the milkman make me cry.. 

then the mailman came 

make me pee-pee on the floor 

hide me sandwich in me drawer 

the... hit my head against the door 

this is some kind of dream 

me likes to go down to the park 

and take them nuts from them squirrels 

and... you know what? 

time is... 

it's the closet for me 

the closet for me 

it's so dark me cannot see 

it's the closet for me 

the closet for me 

Mr. Harry said that will teach me 

No, I don't want to do the special olympics one 

my friend's the seat on my toilet 

and he always seem to shout at me 

oh-oh, mister, don't you pee on me 

when I'm shitting it's a totally different story 

then he doesn't seem to play me mind 

he's not afraid of my fat behind 

and on the unfortunate occasion 

when I miss the bowl and pee on him 

lets me off with a smile and a warning 

don't do it again