Gravity Is A B**ch Lyrics - Platinum - Miranda Lambert

It's been your 20s feeling that u're walking on the ceiling 

and you party like you're 8 feet tal 

You say work is for the birds 

Chasing dreams and mini skirts 

From here everything seem small 

Then 30's come around and you finally feel the ground 

Look around and maybe start planning 

For what the future holds 

And though you're far from old, your moisturizer's been less time tanning 

You're hanging over, but you're hanging in 

You're starting to look like all of your friends 

Conversations turned up from rock n' roll 

to kids and politics and how much money you owe 

Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs 

You got places you can't even itch 

You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it 

But you're never gonna beat it 

'Cause gravity is a bitch 

Forty's kinda boring 

And you spend your time ignoring the things you don't see so clear 

Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on you ass 

You wonder how the hell to get down here 

You're happy in your fifties 

Though things are kinda shifty 

At Sixty you find peace of mind 

Go to bed at 8 o'clock and comb your hair if you still got it 

'Cause you're almost at the finish line 

You're hanging over, but you're hanging in 

You're starting to look like all of your friends 

Conversations turned up from rock n' roll 

to kids and politics and how much money you owe 

Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs 

You got places that you can't even itch 

You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it 

But you're never gonna beat it 

'Cause gravity is a bitch 

Yeah gravity is a bitch 

I'm here to tell ya 

Gravity is a bitch 

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