Pop Lyrics - Mitch Hedberg

i had a Mr.pip 

Mr.pip is the replida of Dr.Pepper 

but it's the bullshit replica 

cause dude didn't even get his degree 

why did you have to drop out and start making pot so soon 

the comercial for diet Dr.pepper 

says it tartes just like regular Dr.Pepper 

well the they fucked up 

I went to a doctor 

all he did was suck blood from my neck 

don't go see Dr.Acula 

i want to hang a map of the world in my house 

and thm i'm gonna but pins in all the locations 

that i've travelled to 

but first i'm gonna travel to the top two corners 

of the map so it won't fall down 

you know, people think i'm into sports just because 

i'm a man 

I'm not into sports i mean i like gatorade 

but that's about as far as it goes 

and by the way you don't have to be sweaty 

and holding a basketball to enjoy a gatorade 

you can just be... a thisty dude 

Gatorade forgets about this demographic 

i'm thirsty for absolutly no reason 

other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips 

for quite some time 

can i have a Gatorade too? 

or does that lightning bolt mean no 

yeah i'm not into sports 

if i had an athleats foot 

my first reaction would be 

"that's not my fucking foot" 

i don't want to have my face in the cover of a Weedis box 

i want to have my face in the cover of a Rice Crispies box 

Snap, crackle, Mitch and pop 

hey, how the fuck did he do that? 

well in holywood it's all who you know 

and i know Crackle 

i saw an HBO advertising a boxing match 

it said: it's a fight to the finish 

that's a good place to end 

every Mcdonald's commercial end the same way, right? 

Mcdonald's commercials end like this 

prices and participations may vary 

now i want to open a Mcdonald's 

and not participate in anything 

i wanna be a stubborn Mcdonald's owner 

i say cheeseburgers? 

nope 

we got spagghetti and blanckets 

but we're not affiliated with that clown 

he attracts too many children 

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