Jesus Christ Was An Only Child Lyrics - The Lonesome Crowded West - Modest Mouse

Well Jesus Christ was an only child 

He went down to the river 

And he drank and smiled 

And his dad was oh-so-mad 

Should have insured that planet 

Before it crashed 

Working real hard to make internet cash 

Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass 

I know now what I knew then 

But I didn't know then what I know now 

Penny found out as her hair was styled 

Well you should hide you kids 

While the dogs run wild 

Jesus Christ was an only child 

He went down to the river 

And he drank and smiled 

And his dad was oh-so-mad 

Should have killed that little fucker 

Before he even had 

Well Jesus Christ was an only child 

He went down to the river 

And he drank and smiled 

And his dad was oh-so-mad 

Should have insured that planet 

Before it crashed 

Working real hard to make internet cash 

Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass 

Penny found out as her hair was styled 

Well you should hide you kids 

While the dogs run wild 

I know now what I knew then 

But I didn't know then what I know now 

Well I know now what I knew then, yeah 

I know now what I knew then, yeah 

I know now what I knew then 

But I didn't know then what I know now