Mr. Webster Lyrics - Missing Links 2 - Monkees

by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart 

Ev'ryone in town knew Mr. Webster; 

He worked at the bank for forty years. 

And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out 

For sixty-eight dollars clear. 

And thru the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies 

And each time Frizby promised him a raise. 

They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster 

Everyone from the bank was there. 

They had a cake and flowers ordered special 

And Frizby had a speech prepared. 

And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription 

"To Mr. Webster, with regards." 

Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster 

Said, "Sorry... stop... Cannot attend. 

I've flown away and taken all your money 

Wish you were here to help me spend." 

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And one by one all the people left the party 

And Mr. Frizby locked the door. 

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