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Moxy Fruvous

Genres: Rock

Huge On The Luge Lyrics - Moxy Fruvous

Grandpa hated winter 

Couldn't stand the site of snow 

He got surly and bitter when 

Cold winds began to blow 

Snowflakes made him dizzy 

He hated winter sports 

And he wished ill will 

On little kids 

Building snow ball forts 

 

Snow angels made him vomit 

Snowmen raised his ire 

He said, "They remind me of the Kaiser!" 

As he stoked a melting fire 

Well it rolled round to December 

He always wished he'd ne'er been born 

But that all changed the year 

He got a high-speed luge on Christmas morn. 

 

'Cause he was huge on the luge 

When his cheeks went rouge 

No fluke in a toque 

Sub-zero centrifuge 

Look at grandpa cruise 

Like a demon on the booze 

Not a stooge like Scrooge 

But really huge on the luge 

 

He made himself a luge track 

He packed it down with ice 

He waxed his luge most everyday 

Made sure the blades would slice 

Took sharp turns without slowing down 

That took a lot of guts 

Called himself the northern nugget 

But grandma called him nuts 

 

'Cause he was huge on the luge 

When his cheeks went rouge 

No fluke in a toque 

Sub-zero centrifuge 

Look at grandpa cruise 

Like a demon on the booze 

Not a stooge like Scrooge 

But really huge on the luge 

 

Folks came from miles around to see 

This crazy bugger race 

At his Olympic octogenarian 

Frost bitten feisty face 

Then one day, at a time trial 

He broke the speed of sound 

And to this day his beloved luge and he 

Still have not been found 

 

'Cause he was huge on the luge 

When his cheeks went rouge 

No fluke in a toque 

Sub-zero centrifuge 

Look at grandpa cruise 

Like a demon on the booze 

Not a stooge like Scrooge 

But really huge on the luge 

 

'Cause he was huge on the luge 

When his cheeks went rouge 

No fluke in a toque 

Sub-zero centrifuge 

Look at grandpa cruise 

Like a demon on the booze 

Not a stooge like Scrooge 

But really huge on the luge