The Lazy Boy Lyrics - Moxy Fruvous

I have a life of pleasure 

I am suspended in armchair leisure 

I put my feet on the ottoman (empire) 

Here in a world of turmoil 

I have my comfort in control 

And the answer's reclining (it's obvious) 

CHORUS: Here I sit and here I say (the lazy boy) 

"Hello to U.S.A. today!" (the lazy boy) 

Dollywood and Billy Ray (the lazy boy) 

A place to pass the time away (the lazy boy) 

Here I keep tabs on Euro-stocks 

I have a stereo that rocks! 

And I take calls in the bathtub (it's cellular) 

There is a console to my right 

With reruns of Charlie's Angels every night 

I can't keep track of the blond one (the third one) 

CHORUS 

At the end of the day it's the chair I trust 

The cushion is comfy and the works don't rust 

With a straight line of vision to my Elvis bust 

Watch the kingdom, eat the bread crust 

Fine all the time is the way I feel 

Cracking the code of the "Let's make a deal!" 

I can change my world 'cause my boy's on wheels 

Improve your lifestyle, you must get real! 

I was a down and out Canuck 

Now I have put my faith in lazy luck 

Since they removed all the barriers (49th parallel) 

CHORUS