Waltz For Grandma's Sake Lyrics - Goddammit I Love America! - Mr. Bungle

Old age wisdom and the world grown bald 

But you're still amazed by every little hair that falls 

And I wonder if repetition makes one forget 

'cause I'm under the impression that you're fraudulent 

You're not really old 

Tantrums reveal that rich experience 

And those naked gums - the loss of all your confidence 

Then you serve a dish I try hard to avoid 

And it's backwards, my learnation is going to be destroyed 

Finding worth in the worthless 

Time spent learning to regress 

I listen, try to care, say "mm-hmm" here and there 

But there's something else inside 

I try to be polite, make you feel all right 

I can be anything you like 

I'll be a virgin forever 

Cataracts - everyone's the same old blur 

And those stale snacks make me feel and feign inferior 

But I'll make believe, trying to cooperate 

And I hope you don't see me hide it underneath my plate 

I'll get a backache and stumble over both left feet 

Awake nervous knowing that we'll meet 

Must I tolerate this useless game we dance and sing? 

'cause I don't relate, and I'm not learning anything at all 

Force a circle into a square dance 

Insist the future try and relive the past 

I listen, try to care, say "mm-hmm" here and there 

But there's something else inside 

I try to be polite, make you feel all right 

I can be anything you like 

I'll be a virgin forever 

I don't wanna dance, na na na...