Kings Lyrics - Mr. Marcelo

I heard there is no Christmas 

In the silly Middle East 

No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus 

They have different religious beliefs 

They believe in Muhammad 

And not in our holiday 

And so every December 

I go to the Middle East and say 

Hey there Mr. Muslim 

Merry f**king Christmas 

Put down that book the Koran 

And hear some holiday wishes 

In case you haven't noticed 

It's Jesus's birthday 

So get off your heathen Muslim ass 

And f**king celebrate 

There is no holiday season in India I've heard 

They don't hang up their stockings 

And that is just absurd! 

They've never read a Christmas story 

They don't know what Rudolph is about 

And that is why in December 

I'll go to India and shout 

Hey there Mr. Hinduist 

Merry f**king Christmas 

Drink eggnog and eat some beef 

And pass it to the missus 

In case you haven't noticed 

It's Jesus's birthday 

So get off your heathen Hindu ass 

And f**king celebrate! 

Now I heard that in Japan 

Everyone just lives in sin 

They pray to several gods 

And put needles in their skin 

On December 25th 

All they do is eat a cake 

And that is why I go to Japan 

And walk around and say 

Hey there Mr. Shintoist 

Merry f**king Christmas 

God is going to kick your ass 

You infidelic pagan scum 

In caseb you haven't noticed 

There's festive things to do 

So lets all rejoice for Jesus 

And Merry f**king Christmas to you 

On Christmas day I travel 'round the world and say 

Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too 

Merry f**king Christmas, to you!