King Dork Lyrics - Mr T Experience

I don't have much to offer 

or anything at all 

I look like death warmed over 

you're like a living doll 

Okay, I may be the worst that you have seen 

But I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen, e-een, e-een, whoa-o 

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen 

You're too dear to put a price on 

and when I talk to you 

You're more than Monty Python 

Star Trek or Dr. Who 

You're much more than 

MST3K or D&D yeah 

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o 

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me-e-e-e-e. 

Once you get used to it 

Maybe you can love me just a little bit 

Would that be, such a catastrophe? 

So don't start screaming yet 

Just lower your standards and get set 

Whatever it takes, however it has to be 

Those other girls can't stand me 

There's none as fair as you 

But if they see you and me 

It might embarass you 

So we'll go where they will never see you 

I'm King Dork and I want you to be with me, e-ee, e-ee, whoa-o 

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my 

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my 

I'm King Dork and I want you to be my Queen