Velveeta Lyrics - Mr T Experience

Sugar-coated girlfriends don't mean anything to me 

This song's about a girl who's soft and warm and cheap 

when I held her close to me she melted right away 

Velveeta was her name 

Velveeta, Velveeta, Velveeta... 

All my friends keep telling me 

"Frank, you must be sick. 

How can you have fun with a gooey processed chick?" 

But she's much more than that 

she's got a heart of gold 

and she does what she's told 

Velveeta, Velveeta, Velveeta... 

I want to tell her that I'll never go away 

but she keeps showing me her expiration date 

Girls may come, girls may go, but I know one thing for sure 

they stock Velveeta at the local grocery store 

and she'll be on the shelf until the end of time 

when we have to say goodbye 

Velveeta, Velveeta, Velveeta...