Father Friendly Lyrics - Singles - Mu330

Dear Father 

forgive me 

it's been 3 minutes since my last erection 

make it hard 

so hard 

hats off to the catholic church 

hats off to mary and jesus 

thanks for the guilt you gave me 

my conscience still enslaves me 

if beating off's a mortals sin 

then god what a mess i'm in 

hats off to the nun 

who beat up my best friend 

hats off to father friendly 

he's got those hands so manly 

he touched me in a special 

so special so special 

father friendly's making plans 

but god i hope they don't include his hands 

hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend 

hats off to corporal punishment 

hats off to the nun with the man hands 

thanks for the scar on my brothers neck 

father's tight grip choked him with sacred hands 

god made you the judge and jury 

brothers sister don't you worry 

hats off to the nun who beat up my best friend