Too Stoopid Lyrics - Big Daddy Multitude - Mustard Plug

The first time I saw you you said you were drunk, too much beer, or so 

you thunk. A night of drinking had clouded your head, and in another 

day you wouldn't know what you said. You said you were sorry as you 

drooled on my shoe, and I just laughed at one sight of you. You 

couldn't walk straight and you slurred when you spoke, and I thought 

it was just a joke. 

I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid, I want to love you but 

you're just plain dumb. I want to love you but you're head's full of 

air, you're stone dumb but I don't care. 

Well the second time I saw you you said you were sick, strong cough 

syrup and many of it. Stomach cramps and a blistering fever, i carverd 

your thoughts like a butcher's cleaver. your ? you said it yourself. 

You needed some rest, you felt like hell. All your medication had made 

you slow, but it was yourself, how was I to know? 

I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid, I want to love you but 

you're just plain dumb. I want to love you but you're head's full of 

air, you're stone dumb but I don't care. 

The third time I saw you you hadn't slept a wink, not enough Zs you 

just couldn't think. You tossed and turned the whole night long, and 

when you awoke the world seemed wrong. It was much too early, your 

eyes were lead, you said you felt like the living dead. Sleep 

deprivation was the word today, but how should i have known you were 

always this way? 

I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid, I want to love you but 

you're just plain dumb. I want to love you but you're head's full of 

air, you're stone dumb but I don't care. 

The last time i saw, you had nothing to claim, you couldn't think fast 

enough to even explain. I looked into you eyes and could see your 

teeth. It's strange enough, what you're saying to me...a rocket 

scientist you will never be, you'll never be a master of philosophy. 

But dumb as you are, I can plain to see, it doesn't take a brain to 

see what you mean to me! 

I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid, I want to love you but 

you're just plain dumb. I want to love you but you're head's full of 

air, you're stone dumb but I don't care.