The Ultimately Cheezy As Can Be Song Lyrics - Mxpx

Went to a garage sale, what did I see? 

My dream come true, in front of me 

Three dollar special, it's my bike now 

He's my best friend, though I don't know why 

We climbed trees together 

We picked up chicks 

We're best friends forever 

Now I gotta blow my nose 

We had some good times, but I can't remember 

And a lot of bad times, like when we squished my dog 

I can remember when his seat smelled like a block of cheese 

I tried to eat it, but then I threw up in my shoe