Dead! [explicit] Lyrics - My Chemical Romance

And if your heart stops beating 

I'll be here wondering 

Did you get what you deserve? 

The ending of your life 

And if you get to heaven 

I'll be here waiting, baby 

Did you get what you deserve? 

The end and if your life won't wait 

Then your heart can't take this 

Have you heard the news that you're dead? 

No one ever had much nice to say 

I think they never liked you anyway 

Oh take me from the hospital bed 

Wouldn't it be grand ain't it exactly 

What you planned 

And wouldn't it be great if 

We were dead 

Oh dead! 

Tongue tied and oh so squeamish 

You never fell in love 

Did you get what you deserve? 

The ending of your life 

And if you get to heaven 

I'll be here waiting, baby 

Did you get what you deserve? 

The end and if your life won't wait 

Then your heart can't take this 

Have you heard the news that you're dead 

No one ever had much nice to say 

I think they never liked you anyway 

Oh take 

Me from the hospital bed 

Wouldn't it be grand 

To take a pistol by the hand 

And wouldn't it be great if 

We were dead 

And in my honest observation 

During this operation 

Found a complication 

In your heart, so long 

Cause now you've got 

Maybe just two weeks to live 

Is that the most the both of you can give? 

One two 

One two three four 

La la la la la 

La la la la la la 

La la la la la la la! 

Well come on 

La la la la la 

La la la la la la 

La la la la la la la! 

Oh motherfucker 

If life ain't just a joke 

Then why are we laughing? 

If life ain't just a joke 

Then why are we laughing? 

If life ain't just a joke 

Then why are we laughing? 

If life ain't just a joke 

Then why am I dead? 

Dead!