Even Steven Lyrics - How I Knew Her - Nataly Dawn

If I could get even with Steven 

I'd sacrifice many a day 

To tell all the people who worship his name 

All the tales of his merciless way 

It's sad not a soul would believe them 

So thick is the web that he spun 

But I know the truth of his terrible taste 

And maybe the truth will save one 

Oh Steven, you're not a man 

You're not even a boy 

You're just one cheating, apple eating heathen 

The truth doth bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy 

If I could get even with Steven 

I'd have to stoop so very low 

A swift uppercut wouldn't cut it 

I feel so below, yeah on top we must go 

I give you a reason for leaving 

And tell your incestuous clan 

To quit the charades and for once just behave 

As the Heavenly Father commands 

Oh Steven, you're not a man 

You're not even a boy 

You're just one cheating, apple eating heathen 

The truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy 

But I can't get even with Steven 

I pray dear Saint Peter to spare 

Not one filthy detail of your wretched ways 

When you're judged for your many affairs. 

Cause I cringe when I think that you're thievin' 

Some poor selfless heart as I speak 

But the handsomest bastards 

Are all in God's grace 

'Til the craziest wake from their sleep 

Oh Steven, you're not a man 

You're not even a boy 

You're just one cheating, apple eating heathen 

The truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy.