Meridian Leeward Lyrics - Singles - Nazz

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I'm a human being now but I used to be a pig 

'Til they shortened up my nose 

And they made me wear a wig 

I'm afraid the things on piggy farm 

Will never be the same 

Since they picked me for this job 

And they stuck me with a name 

It's a name, it's a name 

Who ever heard of a pig with a name like 

Meridian Leeward, that's my name 

I fly around the sky in a big jet plane 

I'm a flash ace pilot 

Got my name on the wing 

I hang around with people 

And they don't suspect a thing 

You look like a person but you know you're a pig 

I'm not afraid of dying 

From some mad man's gun or knife 

When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life 

I'm not a piggy anymore 

And I don't share that dread 

The other day for breakfast 

I ate half of Uncle Fred 

Uncle Fred, Uncle Fred 

I wonder who ate the other half of Fred? 

Meridian Leeward, that's my name 

I fly around the sky in a big jet plane 

I'm a flash ace pilot 

Got my name on the wing 

I hang around with people 

And they don't suspect a thing 

You look like a person but you know you're a pig 

I think I'd rather be a cop 

I think that's what I'd like to be 

I'd show you people a thing or two 

If a man in blue starts beating on you 

Look out 'cause it might be me 

You look like a cop but you know you're a pig 

Meridian Leeward, that's my name 

I fly around the sky in a big jet plane 

I'm a flash ace pilot 

Got my name on the wing 

I hang around with people 

And they don't suspect a thing 

You look like a cop but you know you're a pig