Wnyu 89.1 X-mas Freestyle 12/23/1999 Lyrics - Necro

[Intro] 

Yo, it's Scrooge... Scrooge 

Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!! 

[Chorus] 

I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion 

I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year 

[Verse] 

Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he 

Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree 

Choke the Messiah, chop off your member 

And then I'll roast your nuts over an open fire 

Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow 

When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe 

Yo, I'll get under this chicks clothes 

You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke 

The night before Christmas, you're feelin the essence 

Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents 

Right through the chimney, you think we're rotten 

We're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking 

Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot 

Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke 

I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke 

Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit 

Leave you a bleeding sinner 

I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinner 

He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet holes 

I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of rolls 

While the world's infested with diseases 

Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus 

The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd street 

When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat 

To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy 

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse 

'Cause you're all dead 

There's air in the room but none of you are breathing it out 

[Chorus] 

Merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion 

I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year 

I said violent night, unholy night 

[Outro] 

On the first day of Christmas, I do my savory 

Your cartilage is teared, G 

I'm Scrooge, you all die!!! 

ho ho ho ho ho ho ho HO HOEESSS!!!