Less Than Useful Lyrics - Singles - Ned's Atomic Dustbin

I don't believe what I'm thinking 

I'm less than useful 

I could take if from someone else 

But even I think it's truthful 

I need something my own size 

Something that fits me well 

Spend so long being serious 

When someone could have died for less 

Do you want me to smile? 

Well I'll try 

You say I must be in a mess 

Well let me guess what you suggest 

You want me to smile 

Well I'll try 

Do you want me to smile? 

Yes, I see what you're saying 

I'm still pretty youthful 

I can take it from someone like you 

You've still got your hands full 

But I need someone my own size 

Someone that fits me well 

Spend so long being serious 

When someone could have died for less 

Do you want me to smile? 

Well I'll try 

You say I must be in a mess 

Well let me guess what you suggest 

You want me to smile 

Well I'll try 

Do you want me to smile? 

If you don't mind 

I'll keep my thoughts to myself 

If you don't mind 

You can do the other 

So you want me to smile 

Find the reason 

So you want me to smile 

Find the reason 

So you want me to smile 

Find the reason, why? 

So you want me to smile 

Find the reason 

So you want me to smile 

Find the reason 

So you want me to smile 

Find the reason, why?