Why Oh Why? Lyrics - Nelson

You're a mattress - you're a bees nest 

You are heroin in an armored vest 

You're a plane crash - you are white trash 

You're a rubber arrow through my chest 

So why oh why am I still in love with you? 

You're a cartoon - you're a bastard moon 

You're the feathered throat that brought Rome to ruin 

You're a sunburn - you are milk turned 

You were Sunday - schooled, but you never learned 

So why oh why am I still in love with you? 

And we danced to the sounds of Taj Mahal 

And then the alarm clock rang and shook me from the ball 

You're a used car - you're a porn star 

You're a drunken sailor's wet cigar 

So why oh why am I still in love with you? 

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So why oh why am I still in love with you? 

Why oh why am I still in love with you? Why? 

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