Golfshirt From Unsigned Heroes Lyrics - Nerf Herder

I'm not the one you dream about 

And I'm not the one who you can't live without 

I'm not the one who you wanna see 

And I'm not the one who you want to be seen with 

And when you're tired of all the jerks 

And you're tired of all the work 

And you're tired of being hurt 

You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt 

I'm not the one who was an old time punk rocker 

I was listening to Rush and trying to feather my hair back 

When all that stuff went down 

I'm not the one who used to play in The Lost Kittens 

I'm not the one who does the bass for This Ascension 

And when you're tired of all the jerks 

And you're tired of all the work 

And you're tired of being hurt 

You will long for the comfort of my golf shirt 

Yeah! 

No tats, no piercings, no hats, no grunge beard baby, yeah (x4) 

And she's buying a stairway to heaven