I've Got A Boner For Christmas Lyrics - Nerf Herder

I've got a boner for Christmas 

Mend up your stocking hole 

Cause this lump ain't ne'er coal 

I've got a boner for Christmas 

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins 

You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing 

I've got a boner for Christmas 

Singin' joy to the world! 

To each and every girl 

To a-all of your girls 

O-oooh 

Go! 

Oooh, oooh, ooooh 

Yeah! 

Oooh, oooh, ooooh 

Hang up your christmas stockin 

And let me put my cock in 

I've got a boner for Christmas 

All year you've been in a rut 

This time let's do it in the butt 

I've got a boner for Christmas 

Singing joy to the world. 

Each and every girl. 

To a-all of your girls 

O-oooh. 

I've got a boner 

O-oooh 

For Christmas