Mr. Spock Lyrics - Nerf Herder

You want a guy who can bring the Bacon 

An' you want a guy with Savoir Faire 

Somebody who can take control of it 

Someone with cool black shiny hair 

Yeah, you don't want a boyfriend 

What you want is Mr. Spock 

To come to your wasteland and destroy the robot 

Something more than human 

Someone with blood that's cold and green 

You want something better than me 

Captain Kirk, went to the planet 

An' there he fought the man-lizard 

He saved the ship, invented the gunpowder 

But that's just not good enough for you, is it? 

No, you don't want a boyfriend 

What you want is Mr. Spock 

To come to your wasteland and destroy the robot 

Something more than human 

Someone with blood that's cold and green 

You want something better than me, me 

You sit all night at your computer 

Drinking Diet Dr. Pepper 

Looking for an answer to it all 

Say the words, say the words 

Say, say, say the words 

You don't want a boyfriend 

What you want is Mr. Spock 

To come to your wasteland and destroy the robot 

Something more than human 

Someone with blood that's cold and green 

You want something better than me, me, than me