Welcome To My World Lyrics - Nerf Herder

Sitting in my boxers eating apple jacks 

Welcome to my world, welcome to my world 

Whacking it to late night cinemax 

Welcome to my world 

Jagermeister and Captain Crunch 

Nicotine and the Brady Bunch 

I'm building a boat out of pudding cups 

Welcome to my world 

Welcome to my world 

Non-stop no girl action without you 

This old shirt is starting to stink 

I don't give a damn what people think 

I can take a leak in the kitchen sink 

Welcome to my world 

No you needn't shed a tear 

'Cause I've got waffles and I've got beer 

And I've got Mr. Belvedere 

Welcome to my world 

Welcome to my world 

Non-stop no girl action without you, yeah 

Don't wanna be here, don't wanna be here tonight 

Can't stand another episode of 'Cheers' tonight 

I hate that Woody, I hate Diane 

Frasier and Norm, and that dumbass mail man