Next Contestant Lyrics - All The Right Reasons - Nickelback

I judge by what she's wearing 

Just how many heads I'm tearing 

Off of assholes keep coming on to her 

Each night seems like it's getting worse 

And I wish she'd take the night off 

So I don't have to fight off 

Every asshole coming on to her 

It happens every night she works 

They'll go and ask the DJ 

Find out just what would she say 

If they all tried coming on to her 

Don't they know it's never going to work? 

They think they'll get it inside her 

With every drink they buy her 

As they all try coming on to her 

This time somebody's getting hurt 

Here comes the next contestant 

Is that your hand on my girlfriend? 

Is that your hand? 

I wish you'd do it again 

I'll watch you leave here limping 

I wish you'd do it again 

I'll watch you leave here limping 

There goes the next contestant 

I even fear the ladies 

They're cool but twice as crazy 

Just as bad for coming on to her 

Don't they know it's never gonna work? 

Each time she bats an eyelash 

Somebody's grabbing her ass 

Everyone is coming on to her 

This time somebody's getting hurt 

Here comes the next contestant 

Is that your hand on my girlfriend? 

Is that your hand? 

I wish you'd do it again 

I'll watch you leave here limping 

I wish you'd do it again 

I'll watch you leave here limping 

There goes the next contestant 

I'm hating what she's wearing 

Everybody here keeps staring 

Can't wait till they get what they deserve 

This time somebody's getting hurt 

Here comes the next contestant 

Is that your hand on my girlfriend? 

Is that your hand? 

I wish you'd do it again 

I'll watch you leave here limping 

I wish you'd do it again 

I'll watch you leave here limping 

I wish you'd do it again 

Each night seems like it's getting worse 

I wish you'd do it again 

This time somebody's getting hurt 

There goes the next contestant