James Corden Vs. Nicole Richie Lyrics - Nicole Richie

[Nicole Richie] 

Joshua, give it to me 

[Round 1: Nicole Richie] 

I'm 'bout to battle James Corden, I don't wanna be vague 

He's the worst British export since the Plague 

Congrats, James, 'Drop the Mic' is your show 

You asked to rap every week and TBS said, "No" 

A king of late-night, top dog at 12:30 

You always go viral, but so does herpes 

I'ma be mean, because I can't be a phony 

And you'll fuck up with battle, like you fucked up the Tonys 

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[Round 1: James Corden] 

It's Nicole Richie, a blast from the past 

Her claim-to-fame was kissing Paris Hilton's ass 

Ten million people watched you two milk a cow 

In case you're wondering why terrorists hate us now 

I asked to battle Nicole, and I think I got my wish 

But answer me one question: which Pokémon is this? 

And while we're on the subject, let me give you some advice 

Let me Drop the Mic, go live The Simple Life 

[Nicole Richie] 

Joshua, give it to me 

[Round 2: Nicole Richie] 

He's one of the richest British people around 

I mean, look at him, he really does pack on the pounds 

You're a teddy bear, who's filled with joy 

You look like a young boy who ate another young boy 

I'm happy for you, James, I just want you to know 

I think it's great they gave an Oompa Loompa his own show 

Ya know something, James, you really are the worst 

And I liked your show better when Jimmy Fallon did it first 

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[James Corden] 

Alright, that one hurt. That hurt. Josh... 

[Round 2: James Corden] 

When I walk into parties, I light up the room 

And you're about to get served with your own silver spoon 

You think you'll beat me today, ha, yeah, sure 

I do karaoke in my car, you have a breathalyzer in yours 

I saw you drive the wrong side of the road on TV 

And my first thought was "damn, is she more British than me?" 

Your kids are named Harlow and Sparrow, stop it 

Are you trying to start a family or open a Hot Topic? 

[James Corden] 

It's a genuine question 

[Nicole Richie] 

Joshua, baby... 

[Round 3: Nicole Richie] 

I gotta be honest, I'm surprised that you're married 

After all those threesomes with Ben & Jerry 

Speaking of married, I feel sorry for his wife 

He's in the movie 'Trolls' and he looks like one in real life 

You're gross, mate, I wish I never had to see ya 

Where'd they find you in the U.K., Bridget Jones' diarrhea? 

Been here forever, you're new to the scene 

Brexit for Britain and bow to the real queen 

[Round 3: James Corden] 

Let's thank Nicole for the phrase "that's hot" 

If you wonder what she smells like, that's pot 

VH1 cancelled you, I gotta know the reason 

'Cause remember, they gave 'Flavor of Love' three seasons 

Your new show's called 'Great News,' how inspired 

My great news would be if you just retired 

Someone call Lionel, 'cause I got a feeling 

She'll end up destroyed while I'm 

[James Corden singing] 

Dancin' on the ceilin' 

Oh, what a feelin' 

When you're dancin' on the feelin' 

Tam bo li de say de moi ya 

Hey Jambo Jambo 

Everybody, oh ba lo 

Oh, jambali