Not Since Charlie Chaplin Lyrics - Nine

[FIRST REPORTER] 

Guarda! It's Guido Contini! 

[GUIDO] 

Oh my God! 

[GUIDO AND LUISA] 

Reporters! 

[REPORTERS AND SPA PEOPLE] 

Guido Contini! Guido Contini! Guido Contini! 

Guido Contini is here at the spa! 

Not since Charlie Chaplin has there 

Ever been 

A film director like this-Guido 

Contini! 

Everything he does gets world 

Attention 

Whether it's a hit or a miss-Guido 

Contini! 

He writes the script! 

He writes the score! 

He's the director! 

And even more 

He's a consummate actor! 

[SECOND REPORTER] 

So what's your new film about, Guido? 

[GUIDO] 

I do not discuss a script until I've finished writing it! 

[THIRD REPORTER] 

Your producer claims you haven't even started it. 

[GUIDO] 

That's ridiculous! Where is she? 

[THIRD REPORTER] 

In Paris. 

[SECONF REPORTER] 

Trying to find you. 

[FIRST REPORTER] 

Does your wife know you're travelling with this woman? 

[GUIDO] 

This is my wife. 

[CARLA] 

Guido...! 

[GUIDO] 

Carla! My God! What're you doing here in Venice? 

[CARLA] 

I had to see you right away. I'm staying at the Albergo 

Caldo, numero cinque-cinque- 

[GUIDO] 

Cinque-cinque. 

[CARLA] 

I have wonderful news, I'll be waiting! 

[LUISA] 

Guido, was that Carla? 

[GUIDO] 

Carla? No-no my love-I told you, that's all over with. 

[CLAUDIA] 

Guido...! 

[GUIDO] 

Claudia! I've been trying to reach you! I need you for my film! 

[OUR LADY OF THE SPA] 

Signor Contini, telephone, line seven; it's from Paris! 

[GUIDO] 

Claudia? 

[LILIANE LA FLEUR] 

No, it's Liliane, your producer. Remember me? 

[GUIDO] 

Oh yes. 

[LILIANE] 

I still haven't seen a script! What are you doing in Venice? 

[GUIDO] 

Well, I'm, I'm...scouting locations! 

[LILIANE] 

I see! That must mena that the film's going to shot 

in Venice. Thanks for telling me. I'll see you tomorrow. 

[GUIDO] 

Wonderful. 

[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE] 

No task too big! 

[GUIDO] 

So she's coming here! 

[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE] 

No task too small! 

[GUIDO] 

Now what do I do? 

[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE] 

He sketches costumes! 

[GUIDO] 

I'll go to Paris! 

[REOPRTERS AND SPA PEOPLE] 

And that's not all 

He writes the subtitles! 

[OUR LADY OF THE SPA] 

Signor Contini, telephone, line five, 

it's the Hollywood reporter! 

[GUIDO] 

Luisa, please help me!