Cool Patrol Lyrics - Ninja Sex Party

Yo Ninja Brian, you see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? 

This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol! 

Hey Kid! (Yo!) 

You're getting picked on in school 

The other boys! (Huh!)! 

They say you just ain't cool 

Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) 

We're gonna teach you the rules 

Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more 

We are the bad boys (Oh!) from the tough side of town 

We are the Cool Patrol (Woo!) we'll turn your life around 

Those bullies (AW SHIT) their ass is done for now 

We're gonna show you how! 

So fuckin' listen y'all! First... 

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You put your hands in the air 

And you jump off the ground 

And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around 

And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance 

This is the cool patrol dance 

Now put your hands in your pockets 

And take them right back out 

Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo) 

Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants 

This is the cool patrol dance 

Whee! 

Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass 

You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class 

When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants 

THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES! THEY ARE YOUR BITCHES BECAUSE... 

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You put your hands in the air 

And then stick out your rear end 

And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend 

And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants 

This is the cool patrol dance 

Now rub the peanut butter on you 

From your head to your feet 

And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats 

Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance 

This is the cool patrol dance 

Cool Break! 

All right! 

This is cool! 

Excuse me 

Hey I've an idea, let's kick it! 

You put your hands in the air 

And grab a bird from the sky 

And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight 

Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced 

This is the cool patrol dance 

You're basically a superhero now 

So throw some cars 

Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to Mars 

Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance 

This is the cool patrol dance!